It may be a cruel April Fool's joke, but hopefully not. Donald Trump, who has been in the news of late in connection to the potential selling off of his Atlantic City casino empire, will be featured in an upcoming WWE wrestling event — that's right, wrestling event— on April 1. Wrestlemania 23 — that's right, 23 — to be broadcast live on Pay-Per-View Sunday, April 1, will apparently include the Battle of the Billionaires featuring The Donald squaring off against legendary wrestling impresario Vince McMahon. Unfortunately, wrestlers have been picked to represent the two in the ring (Bobby Lashley for Trump, Umaga for McMahon). However, the losing billionaire of the match is to have his head shaved — that's right, head shaved — by the winner. Please, please win Mr. Umaga.