You know how sometimes little things just make you go nuts? I’ve been feeling the culmination of those little things and I need to vent. Venting about the small stuff will keep me from crying about the big picture that has come into focus this week once again. But first the small stuff:
Northeaster vs. Nor’easter
I grew up at the South Jersey shore. When we had a storm from the Northeast, we called it a Northeaster. The famous March Storm of 1962 was a Northeaster. However, sometime in the mid-1990s, weathermen in the Philly region started calling the storms Nor’easters, a term that has since made its way into the Associated Press stylebook.
To me it sounds like somebody trying to pretend they are from New England. There is some thought that it comes from an old English tradition. Fine, but if we stuck with all things English we would spell favorite “favourite,” and pajamas, “pyjamas.” As for that AP thing, no matter how often I find northeaster spelled correctly, including this week in an AP story, my editor says that as long as the AP stylebook says “Nor’easter” that’s what our style is.
I’m sorry I never met the late Edgar Comee of Brunswick, Maine, who felt even stronger than I do about the term. He would send out postcards whenever he heard this offensive word was used, according to a 2005 article in The New Yorker:
“The use of nor’easter to describe a northeast storm is a pretentious and altogether lamentable affectation, the odious, even loathsome, practice of landlubbers who would be seen as salty as the sea itself.”
He concluded his remarks with the salutation, “Your most humble petitioner, Edgar Comee, Chairman Ad Hoc Committee for Stamping Out Nor’easter.
Now that Comee is gone (he passed away at age 88), I think I just might have to carry on his tradition.
Sanjaya vs. Bonnie Raitt
Sanjaya might have finally shot himself in the foot when he decided to do a Bonnie Raitt song, “Something to Talk About” on American Idol’s country night. Beyond the fact that calling the song “country” is a stretch to begin with, his comment that “I hope to do Bonnie Raitt justice” was just
plain wrong. His only hope is that Kiki’s screaming rendition of “Jesus Take The Wheel” gives Sanjaya haters a reasonable alternative. Otherwise, I thought Martina McBride was a terrific coach, who was giving the idols excellent advice. At least Phil appeared to listen to that advice with his best performance in weeks. As McBride suggested, he didn’t wait to the end to put some fire and emotion into his vocal. Of course Melinda ruled once again with a brilliant performance, looking more like her own age and confident. A close second was provided by Jordan who is gaining poise and polish every week. However Chris was weak again; country is just not his thing. My favorite Idols chatter is on EW.
Gov. Corzine vs. “Click It or Ticket”
No wonder the state of New Jersey is not looking to give the kid driving the red pickup a ticket in the Corzine crash. If you were looking in your rear view and saw an SUV with lights flashing bearing down on you at 91 miles an hour, wouldn’t your first instinct be to pull over to the shoulder? According to the Philadelphia Inquirer, “Kenneth Potts Jr., a 20-year-old casino worker from Little Egg Harbor pulled onto the shoulder to get out of the way. He swerved back into traffic to avoid a mile-marker post. A white pickup in the right lane behind Potts swerved left to avoid his truck and ended up ramming the right front of Corzine's SUV,” state police said.
Corzine was running late because his helicopter transportation had to be grounded. While I’m not thrilled about the speed being used (as the article noted, this was not in pursuit of a criminal), I’m mostly annoyed that out state leader was not wearing his seat belt. He is lucky his state trooper driver was able to slow down to 30 before the crash. I’m looking forward to Corzine’s upcoming statements on the need for wearing seat belts; he better be starring in the next “Click it or ticket” commercials.
Phillies vs. Expectations
People in other towns wonder why we boo? They must know by now. Whenever expectations are the highest, our sports teams seem to let us down. I was expecting a lot from this team, although my expectations were dialed down when their spring training losses piled up, Lieber was still here and no bullpen help arrived for the start of the season.
However, I am not going to blame the 3-9 start on the ’pen. Except for J-Roll and Pat Burrell, the Phillies are not hitting consistently enough. They are also not getting enough extra base hits. They aren’t getting on base, so we haven’t seen the increase in steals we were promised with the hiring of Davey Lopes. The defense has been inconsistent. The starting pitching has been pretty solid, but as we are finding out, without clutch hits, solid defense and confident relief pitchers, good starting pitching gets wasted. I am not going to blame Charlie Manuel for this start. He has been making the right movies, making the late inning defensive switches. If he has erred in leaving his starters in too long, we understand his reluctance. Finding bullpen help now will be a problem unless somebody in the minors raises some eyebrows. Although I was cautiously optimistic about my Phils, yet another below-500 April is sticking in my craw. The season is under three weeks old and we have the second worst record in all of baseball. Only the 3-11 Kansas City Royals are worse. We are in last place in the NL East, 5.5 games behind Atlanta. It’s déjà vu all over again.
Now, what we wish we weren’t thinking about today. The tragedy at Virginia Tech has both the right and left lining up about the gun issue once again. At this point I’m not so sure it is the guns, as much as out attitude about violence in general. When Michael Moore’s Bowling for Columbine came out in 2002, it really made me think about our love of violence. Violence is acceptable in our entertainment for all ages, from TV to movies to video games to music. That acceptance is one big reason while the citizens in countries around the globe think of Americans as gun-loving cowboys, ready to rumble at a moment’s notice.
They are right. We do love violence despite how often we preach love and understanding. When we preach the mantra of “Standing up for what is right,” that too often means a violent response. Our culture does reflect our attitudes. And, as Moore’s film pointed out we have the most violent crime of any industrialized nation. Compare our murder statistics to Canada or England and tell me our acceptance of violence as “normal” isn’t part of the problem.